Thread: Climategate!

So...

The theory of human-induced climate change is nothing less than a worldwide conspiracy involving thousands of scientists from around the globe who are in cahoots with one another, and who are seeking to foster a one-world government or to otherwise effectuate governmental control over the world's citizenry.

In addition, all the countries presently working to control global CO2 emissions, including the US, the UK, Russia, China, India, et al, are likewise in cahoots with each other, and the leaders of these countries are similarly attempting to destroy their own economies by subjugating their sovereignty to a One World treaty, and are in cahoots with the very same scientists who, as noted above, are in cahoots with each other.

Did I get it right?

Originally Posted by billyjeff2

So...

The theory of human-induced climate change is nothing less than a worldwide conspiracy involving thousands of scientists from around the globe who are in cahoots with one another, and who are seeking to foster a one-world government or to otherwise effectuate governmental control over the world's citizenry.

In addition, all the countries presently working to control global CO2 emissions, including the US, the UK, Russia, China, India, et al, are likewise in cahoots with each other, and the leaders of these countries are similarly attempting to destroy their own economies by subjugating their sovereignty to a One World treaty, and are in cahoots with the very same scientists who, as noted above, are in cahoots with each other.

Did I get it right?

I don't think you got it right. If you were right, then that would mean people such as Bush Sr. would have actually intended to use the phrase "New World Order" rather than the phrase being a random selection of words on his part that were in fact meant to mean nothing but gibberish. Every time he talked about a "New Word Order" and others in power still do, he really meant to say as others do now: "Spaghetti flibby wimwom booga booga".

"Some even believe we (the Rockefeller family) are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as 'internationalists' and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure---one world, if you will. If that's the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it."

--David Rockefeller, Memoirs, page 405

And this guy here, who couldn't possibly have any REAL influence in anything actually meant to describe how he brushes his teeth but again, meaningless drivel. I could go on an on and on and on.....

Chris L

Originally Posted by ChrisL

I don't think you got it right. If you were right, then that would mean people such as Bush Sr. would have actually intended to use the phrase "New World Order" rather than the phrase being a random selection of words on his part that were in fact meant to mean nothing but gibberish. Every time he talked about a "New Word Order" and others in power still do, he really meant to say and others do to this day: "Spaghetti flibby wimwom booga booga".

Chris L

I think you missed a syllable or two.

Originally Posted by ChrisL

I don't think you got it right. If you were right, then that would mean people such as Bush Sr. would have actually intended to use the phrase "New World Order" rather than the phrase being a random selection of words on his part that were in fact meant to mean nothing but gibberish. Every time he talked about a "New Word Order" and others in power still do, he really meant to say as others do now: "Spaghetti flibby wimwom booga booga".

Chris L

now just hold on a cotton pickin' minute..ya'll getin' too uppity for me. i gotta find jethro to help me "cipher" out just what the heck you guys just said..i think it has something to do with snerk-gerk-samerk theory...and we ain't having none of that going on around here...

"I don't think you got it right. If you were right, then that would mean people such as Bush Sr. would have actually intended to use the phrase "New World Order" rather than the phrase being a random selection of words on his part that were in fact meant to mean nothing but gibberish. Every time he talked about a "New Word Order" and others in power still do, he really meant to say as others do now: "Spaghetti flibby wimwom booga booga".

So wait. You really thought that when he...no you didn't! Tell me you didn't!
Aww no!!!!!!

Flibble flabble n flop-doodle. d'juh get that?

Originally Posted by ControlFreak1

Flibble flabble n flop-doodle. d'juh get that?

Sure did.
It makes about the same amount of sense as most of his other posts...

Originally Posted by billyjeff2

Sure did.
It makes about the same amount of sense as most of your other posts...

as if yours sounded like an einstein?

Originally Posted by 59caddy

as if yours sounded like an einstein?

It's all relative, my good man...

Shakes his head as he reads through the last 2 pages of "Data" and realizes that nobody answered one dumb question that "Scientists" have had the 1000's of years of man's time on earth to figure out..

What actually caused the end of the last ice age.... What no hard core proof????? how about a half baked theory????? Anyone???? Oh come on now, somebody out of all these "Climatologists" must have figured it out, I mean really, they can tell the future now, you would think the past would be way easier.....I mean they are sooooooooooooooo smart as to tell us what the insignificant amount of Co2 that man has produced in the last 125 years is going to do, they must have the Ice Age thing figured out right???


Here let me help you a little

Ice age - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

That just scratches the surface, so to speak, and guess what it says??? "Scientists don't really "know" doodly" and what they think they "know" will be different in 10 years when somebody else disproves it...
So please do not even try and tell me the science behind Man Made Global warming is in the least proved....


So wait. You really thought that when they...no you didn't! Tell me you didn't!
Aww no!!!!!!