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    Heres on for WW243 insert his signature.

    There once was a Shearer from Haupage
    Don't drink and shave!

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    There once was a Shearer from Hauppauge
    Who plied her trade on a dog
    Last edited by WW243; 02-11-2016 at 06:55 PM.
    "Call me Ishmael"
    CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!

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    [offtopic]

    Slightly confused here.
    How does one pronounce "Haupage" ?

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    Tony

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    Wouldnt take the bait
    Don't drink and shave!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razorfaust View Post
    Wouldnt take the bait
    I was intending it to be pronounced Haw-page it was modified to haw-paw.
    was looking at ww243 signature and wanted to make a limerick out of it.
    example:
    There once was a Shearer from Hawpage
    cuts lane hair wool like a sausage
    bla bla etc:
    nevermind
    Last edited by Razorfaust; 02-12-2016 at 04:11 AM.
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    Don't drink and shave!

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    Damage control...

    A gentleman hailing from Perth

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    Drinks Ales increasing his girth
    Don't drink and shave!

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    As his waistband expands...
    Why doesn't the taco truck drive around the neighborhood selling tacos & margaritas???

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    As does his glands
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    A gentleman hailing from Perth
    Drinks ales increasing his girth
    As his waistband expands
    As does his glands
    You would think He's about to give birth
    Last edited by Razorfaust; 02-12-2016 at 05:52 AM.
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