Thread: Pipe of the Day

"In recent times, the use of pipe tobacco has declined and it now makes up less than 1 per cent of the world’s tobacco consumption."

British American Tobacco - Pipe tobacco

I guess we are the 1%'ers

and the girls?
and the Harleys?
We shouldn't think about tobacco, but also Harley-babes!!!

Who has stolen the pictures with the Harley-babes???

Originally Posted by eTom

and the girls?
and the Harleys?
We shouldn't think about tobacco, but also Harley-babes!!!

Who has stolen the pictures with the Harley-babes???

My post didn't turn out right so here she is again...

Originally Posted by eTom

and the girls?
and the Harleys?
We shouldn't think about tobacco, but also Harley-babes!!!

Who has stolen the pictures with the Harley-babes???

For over 20 years i've been working part-time as a security team member at the biker meeting of local MC club and i can tell one sure thing about not only Harley babes but babes with any bike brand as well.
They might look sexy in the evening with all their war make-ups and sexy clothes. But the next morning they crawl from under their bikes and their fallen tents, having a hangover of their life and all that make-up spread in their face. That is the moment of truth that not all can live with.

I've seen many good friends get fooled of this false axiom of 'drink more and think less about the next morning' Might be or might be not that i have some experiences of my own from my single days.

I don't like drunken Harley-babes!

Originally Posted by eTom

I don't like drunken Harley-babes!

Well, in Finland are there other than drunken bike babies? Specially at the bike meetings. If you find one, let me know. She will get to front page for weeks.

Originally Posted by Sailor

They might look sexy in the evening with all their war make-ups and sexy clothes. But the next morning they crawl from under their bikes and their fallen tents, having a hangover of their life and all that make-up spread in their face. That is the moment of truth that not all can live with.

My mother always said... "Look at your wife too be, make sure you can wake up for the rest of your life looking at her each morning" My mother is a wise woman...

I also say "Look at her mother, that is what she will become!"...

Well it is very rude and impolite to call anyone ugly, specially as we are all just what we are.
However we have two ways to name such 'Harley babies in the morning'. If the case isn't all hopeless then people say 'she looks like a waitress of a Russian bomber airplane' and in the worst case she is called 'the wolf escape'. If you wake up next to such woman and have your arm under her, then you have no change but to bite your hand apart. That is what wolf does when caught in a trap.

Originally Posted by Sailor

Well it is very rude and impolite to call anyone ugly, specially as we are all just what we are.
However we have two ways to name such 'Harley babies in the morning'. If the case isn't all hopeless then people say 'she looks like a waitress of a Russian bomber airplane' and in the worst case she is called 'the wolf escape'. If you wake up next to such woman and have your arm under her, then you have no change but to bite your hand apart. That is what wolf does when caught in a trap.

Same thing here sailor... Only we call it Coyote Ugly:

Urban Dictionary: coyote ugly

1. Coyote Ugly

A situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a sexual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable (see ugly, nasty, two bagger) and sleeping on the man's arm. The hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening. Originating from a phenomena whereby a coyote captured in a jaw trap will chew off its own leg to escape certain death.

This Meerschaum caught my attention on eBay...