Thread: Rise and shine! The Breakfast car is now open. Show us your Breakfast !!

Originally Posted by edhewitt

If I was in charge I would definately smite bananas with a blight, then the world would be right.
I would of course design a new crop that banana growers could grow that didn't have the following issues:
1 weird texture
2 disgusting smell
3 nasty flavour
4 didn't leave little banana skidmarks on your fingers when you open them and break them up for your daughter, the sacrafices we make. i find the skidmarks a problem as the expose me to the Texture ( deal with provided i dont actually eat any), the smell (which used to almost make me vomit, even just a peel in the bin of a room I was in), the flavour if I can't/forget to wash my hands.

LOL! Tell us how you really feel ! If you ever go to hell, I am guessing the devil will make you the "Chief Banana Taster" LOL!! That's ok, I'll be next to you tasting the mushrooms .

Originally Posted by earcutter

LOL! Tell us how you really feel ! If you ever go to hell, I am guessing the devil will make you the "Chief Banana Taster" LOL!! That's ok, I'll be next to you tasting the mushrooms .

Mushrooms are brilliant,WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU WEIRDO. :-)

Originally Posted by edhewitt

If I was in charge I would definately smite bananas with a blight, then the world would be right.
I would of course design a new crop that banana growers could grow that didn't have the following issues:
1 weird texture
2 disgusting smell
3 nasty flavour
4 didn't leave little banana skidmarks on your fingers when you open them and break them up for your daughter, the sacrafices we make. i find the skidmarks a problem as the expose me to the Texture ( deal with provided i dont actually eat any), the smell (which used to almost make me vomit, even just a peel in the bin of a room I was in), the flavour if I can't/forget to wash my hands.

Yer doing it wrong is all .

Originally Posted by shayne

Ok I am moving in next door to you and opening a banana plantation ! Your daughter is welcome to as many as she can carry I will even remove the spiders for her ( Deadly fraid of those things ) Sure my boys would get along with her.

I that case I will start a freerange spider farm.

Can I be head shepherd at your free range spider farm Ed? phsssst. Shayne, I'll keep 'em away from your farm for a share of some banana's. Don't tell Ed!


Mick

We could start a 'food you can't stand' thread I reckon, because I have banned pop corn when I'm around the family. I won't allow it to be made, eaten or, and this is the most critical, taken and eaten in the car. I told my wife it's that, or put in a large supply of brown paper bags for me to vomit into. I cannot stand the smell, taste or texture of that stuff. Just the smell will start me dry retching.


Mick

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Originally Posted by shayne

Yer doing it wrong is all .

GOOD LORD MAN!!!! What the #$%$# do you cut your steaks with LOL!!

Steak knife at the top (below the bic lighter that is only there for size comparison). Butter knife in the middle and banana knife at the bottom .





Mick

Originally Posted by Hirlau

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So long as I can't smell it or taste it mate!


Mick