Thread: Manliest aftershave?

$70 for an aftershave? There is no way I could possibly afford that! I have smelled old spice origional, but didn't particularly like it. Do they sell samples of the spanish leather?

I'm told that rubbing a dead raccoon over yourself leaves a very manly scent.

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I have been informed that Raccoons can carry rabies. I therefore retract my above statement

But dead snakes dont

Originally Posted by climberslacker

$70 for an aftershave? There is no way I could possibly afford that! I have smelled old spice origional, but didn't particularly like it. Do they sell samples of the spanish leather?

If it's $70 it's not manly. Women pay $70 to smell pretty. Men pay $6-10 to smell manly.

Men pay $70 for a nice sharp knife to shave with. Women pay $70 for a month's worth of cartridge refills for their ergonomic plastic razors. Men don't. Because that's not manly.

you could try just rubbing some whiskey on

try pinaud clubman. cheap and the fragrance lasts all day long.

Originally Posted by Shavelle

try pinaud clubman. cheap and the fragrance lasts all day long.

Now that's manly. And it even smells nasty, which makes it particularly manly.

I (and my girlfriend, and for what it's worth mother) like the Crabtree & Evelyn Sienna AS lotion. I also like their Nomad, though not as much. Both will run you in the $20+ range, and seem to last all day, though mild.

Originally Posted by Shavelle

try pinaud clubman. cheap and the fragrance lasts all day long.

in fact, that stuff is so manly, you can slap it on after working out and not showering, and you can still smell it over your body odor. Manly. Pure manly if you can have BO and smell like an aftershave at the same time. Try that with penhaligons.