Thread: Let's Have a Contest.

A beauty, Jimbo! Brings a tear, it does! Too bad staff is ineligible. You would be a shoe-in!

Seem legit Jimbo

Originally Posted by Substance

Seem legit Jimbo

.............Impossible!................

Originally Posted by sharptonn

Well, Steve, get with it! Spendur has extended the contest til Oct 1st!

That's great!!!

Originally Posted by engine46

That's great!!!

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It's 5 am and I'm sitting in a tent at a Scout camp on top of a deflated air mattress waiting out a thunderstorm. I have Scouting on the mind so if I may take a few liberties with the Scout Law...
A Torrey is:
TRUSTWORTHY - I trust the Torrey to give me a consistent and smooth shave every time
LOYAL - He will never shave anyone behind my back
HELPFUL - Whatever I ask him to do he does, including nicks
FRIENDLY - He may not have a smiling blade but he always brings a smile to my face when I see him
COURTEOUS - The Torrey apologizes for every nick and weeper - even if it isn't his fault!
KIND - He removes my whiskers and makes my face super smooth. What could be more kind than that?
OBEDIENT - He does whatever is asked even if he disagrees with an ATG pass on the upper lip
CHEERFUL - The Torrey happily mows down my beard and never complains
THRIFTY - The Torrey is the perfect symbol of living within your means. Nothing extravagant about him!
BRAVE - He stares down my coarse unforgiving whiskers without flinching
CLEAN - The Torrey loves a good polishing followed by a healthy honing and stropping. Keeps him looking like new.
REVERENT - He knows and reveres his legacy of providing countless no-nonsense shaves to thousands of Americans for decades

Originally Posted by sharptonn

Gee, Suavio. I hope you can find one with soul! Gotta keep looking!

I am kind of partial to the Clauss razors. I grew up not far from Fremont Oh. ( plus they shave well)

Originally Posted by cubancigar2000

I am kind of partial to the Clauss razors. I grew up not far from Fremont Oh. ( plus they shave well)

i have a clauss i am about to resto! should turn out alright fingers crossed

Originally Posted by coryschmidt

It's 5 am and I'm sitting in a tent at a Scout camp on top of a deflated air mattress waiting out a thunderstorm. I have Scouting on the mind so if I may take a few liberties with the Scout Law...
A Torrey is:
TRUSTWORTHY - I trust the Torrey to give me a consistent and smooth shave every time
LOYAL - He will never shave anyone behind my back
HELPFUL - Whatever I ask him to do he does, including nicks
FRIENDLY - He may not have a smiling blade but he always brings a smile to my face when I see him
COURTEOUS - The Torrey apologizes for every nick and weeper - even if it isn't his fault!
KIND - He removes my whiskers and makes my face super smooth. What could be more kind than that?
OBEDIENT - He does whatever is asked even if he disagrees with an ATG pass on the upper lip
CHEERFUL - The Torrey happily mows down my beard and never complains
THRIFTY - The Torrey is the perfect symbol of living within your means. Nothing extravagant about him!
BRAVE - He stares down my coarse unforgiving whiskers without flinching
CLEAN - The Torrey loves a good polishing followed by a healthy honing and stropping. Keeps him looking like new.
REVERENT - He knows and reveres his legacy of providing countless no-nonsense shaves to thousands of Americans for decades

OHO! That is creative! Spendur has his work cut out for him now to pick winners!

Originally Posted by sharptonn

OHO! That is creative! Spendur has his work cut out for him now to pick winners!

YOU think I'll be the only judge? har har.