Thread: Project coochie razor

Wow... all day and no feedback on the coochie shave?

It seems the coochie razor thread has it's bursts one day there will be nothing even for a week then all of a sudden it's like a wildfire. When if first came out the pages were filling up in no time but that's been a while ago. Hopefully we can get it back going again, I mean all that build up and discussion, I just want to know if it was a successful project or not. Okay the one liners were good too.

Wow, just wow...

I think all the talk is done, everybody is waiting for someone to post results(pics).

I posted in this thread early on, but I had another thought on the subject.

As mentioned, a smaller blade would probabily work better and avoiding a spike would make sense too.


The real question is how to lather

A whole new "application" for a fine badger brush!


<As the mind wanders>


v/r

Allen

You're going to have to give me awhile to post results. It's going to require the razor to arrive first and then... oh yeah, I'll be learning on men's faces first! Then my legs, so on and so forth. But I anxiously await to hear others thoughts and feedback! I still really haven't gotten much response from those who have tried their straights on other parts of the body... and you know you're out there. Don't fear, if you don't want to post it, you are free to PM me with your experiences.

Thanks all!

Wow....

Project coochie razor

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4552? That's more than some FAQs. :P

So, take all this with a grain of salt as I've never actually used a straight razor before, but...

A) As far as lather goes... How can I put this tastefully.. You know how sometimes people add additional lubricants to their lather to make a 'super lather'? Do the shave prep right and this time your additives may be free! :P

B) DO NOT let her watch Sweeny Todd first.

C) Don't tell her first, but take some time and come up with a good lie for the doctor, you know... Just in case. You don't want to be caught trying to make up a story on the spot. :P

"Well, you see Doc, she was... Um, sitting in a lawn chair with a beer can between her legs... Yeah, beer can, that's the ticket... Yeah, and for some reason.... Oh yeah, she dropped it getting it out of the cooler.... a few dozen times... And when she went to open it it exploded, yeah, it exploded! And then the sharp aluminum edge must have cut her crotch! Yeah! That'll work! You believe me, right Doc?" Just won't do.

D) You may also want to phone the local candy and flower shops. Arrange for a delivery to be made pending final confirmation, tip extra for prompt delivery. If all else fails, run out of the room, lock yourself in your bedroom and make the call! Leave the door locked for at least an hour after the delivery.

I hope this helps.

Just lather, stretch the skin and shave. If you're prone to getting overly excited then in the interest of safety I don't think you should use a straight on someone else's nether regions.

Big soft brushes are a plus - those things from China on ebay do just fine

Soaps, fragrances, and various chemicals can trigger yeast infections, so try to find something as natural as possible to create a lather. That's one of the reasons why I shave in the shower... no need for lather.

I would try Mama Bear's soaps, she's got some of the finest all natural soaps out there. I'm not sure how Rosemary mint feels on the nether-regions, but that minty tingle sure feels nice on the face.