Thread: Project coochie razor

Originally Posted by LilithParker

Soaps, fragrances, and various chemicals can trigger yeast infections, so try to find something as natural as possible to create a lather. That's one of the reasons why I shave in the shower... no need for lather.

Seriously, that's something none of us guys would have thought of.
Baby oil, or some other combinations of oils might do instead of lather...

as for actually trying this or shaving my own nethers... sorry, no experience there.


Viola, if you are serious, tell me when you expect your razor, maybe we can arrange to get you a couple of PIF razors in different sizes, so you can tell us if size really does matter.

I don't know if it seems strange or not, but I used bigelow barber body wash to shave with before I got any cream or soap. It worked a lot better than aerosol gel, and my wife likes it

With no help from “Mike (banned camp) Ratliff”, I finally sweet talked my way into a chicks pants with a straight!.........razor, um, straight razor. Yeah!

Ok. So it was a small 5/8 (a little under 5/8, but not 4/8) wester bros. we decided against my shave gel and used her silky pink leg gel stuff. It felt thinner than my Gillette gel, and maybe a little more slippery, but otherwise was pretty close. It was very easy to focus on the task because we had made a deal ahead of time with GRAVE and painful consequences for me if I cut her. (thanks again mike!) The deal will be left unspoken as everything went well!

She usually keeps herself well shaven on a regular basis, but for my ease I requested a little more than stubble. I thought a couple days would be easier to shave than simply one day, her hair just doesn’t grow that fast! The only difficult part was the area between the labia major and the thigh crease. It was just a spatial issue. There is really only one way to shave this area (from thigh to lip, not front to back as the razor was too long and had a square point) and we found it difficult for her to stand (which she was) over me, even with one leg on the counter to allow more room for movement, without flexing muscle and creating an uneven work space. The FUPA was easy and much like a cheek area. Wide and flat and soft with no restrictions. The mound was a little tougher, but not as difficult as a chin. I realized it is a lot easier to shave some one else than yourself! All and all it was pretty simple and I think any difficulty stemmed from here anxiety (mike!) and her being a little tense. The end product was excellent. When I announced the all done I held my breath for 3 reasons.

• I was done and no longer had to focus on a semi dangerous task
• I had a stunning, long legged goddess standing over me inspecting her freshly shaven “area” inches from my face in the mirror and rubbing six ways from Sunday!
• I really hoped she liked it!

The only pain of the day came from my knees on the tile floor for about 30 mins. Yes, I took my sweet time! I would highly recommend this to anyone interested and tried to talk her into letting me teach by demonstrating or perhaps hire out my services, but both ideas were met with a vehement NO! The results were terrific. She loved it, I had fun doing it, and we are both looking forward to doing it again soon!

BTW, I refuse to believe I am the only soul brave enough for this activity and will surely catch hell for this post. She hates when I share our personal time with the masses, but oh well. This cause needs to be brought to light! There are far too many women still unknowingly suffering with second class shaves! I say we take it upon ourselves men to help them out and show them the light! After all, is it not the duty of every scholar to share his knowledge!?

And I’m just busting your balls mike, I got my way, so no hard feelings!

oh yeah, and as far as getting all nervous and shaky around a woman's naughty bits; seriously folks, we're all adults here and if you're old enough to shave with a straight, you're old enough not to get all ‘chuckle house’ about a woman's vagina. no matter what it's proximity to you!

and for everyone that laughed at vagina, this task is not for you. Try again in a few years when you grow up a little.

Speed Pigeon, I can't thank you enough! And no, I don't think you are the only one here who has delved into this world of shaving, but you are the first with balls to share your experience. This is the exact information I was looking for in this thread. I'm soooo happy to be able to read someone's results. And I'm even happier it all went well and you two enjoyed yourselves. I look forward to hearing any other tips you may have in the future!

LOL He said "FUPA" LOL

On another note, Denmason obviously said he's tried this on several women and it always goes well. I honestly think it isn't such a big deal. Obviously certain factors need to be considered: razor size, lather, angle, approach, etc. I'll share my experiences once I get done with my "beaver-cleaver" and try it out, but that might be a while.

hey, i'm just happy to finally get to try it! the first time was earlier today! mike almost sunk my battleship and it took me a little while and a few hoops to re-convince her it was cool. hopefully this will encourage a few others to either share or be willing to give it a try!

i am definitely a little more of a freak than her, but i have yet to meet one that can handle the many sides of the pigeon!

as far as tips i don't know. it's really just a lot easier than i anticipated. it's really easy to manipulate the skin and you can see what you're doing as opposed to looking in a mirror. as far a a woman shaving herself..... i doubt it. you would have to be a super contortionist and it would still be difficult to do the entire job. advise, have it done for you or finish/touch up with another razor, like a safety razor or a regular throw away, you know, something you won't need stitches after using! but i assume the FUPA would be a breeze, just the nooks and crannies as it was put, that i don't see a woman doing herself.




oh yeah, if i had a custom just for this i would like a 4/8 at about 2 inches with equally as short scales, pink for the hell of it! lol. short and thin. this would allow a lot more maneuvering room!

Originally Posted by speed_pigeon

With no help from “Mike (banned camp) Ratliff”, I finally sweet talked my way into a chicks pants with a straight!.........razor, um, straight razor. Yeah!

Ok. So it was a small 5/8 (a little under 5/8, but not 4/8) wester bros. we decided against my shave gel and used her silky pink leg gel stuff. It felt thinner than my Gillette gel, and maybe a little more slippery, but otherwise was pretty close. It was very easy to focus on the task because we had made a deal ahead of time with GRAVE and painful consequences for me if I cut her. (thanks again mike!) The deal will be left unspoken as everything went well!

She usually keeps herself well shaven on a regular basis, but for my ease I requested a little more than stubble. I thought a couple days would be easier to shave than simply one day, her hair just doesn’t grow that fast! The only difficult part was the area between the labia major and the thigh crease. It was just a spatial issue. There is really only one way to shave this area (from thigh to lip, not front to back as the razor was too long and had a square point) and we found it difficult for her to stand (which she was) over me, even with one leg on the counter to allow more room for movement, without flexing muscle and creating an uneven work space. The FUPA was easy and much like a cheek area. Wide and flat and soft with no restrictions. The mound was a little tougher, but not as difficult as a chin. I realized it is a lot easier to shave some one else than yourself! All and all it was pretty simple and I think any difficulty stemmed from here anxiety (mike!) and her being a little tense. The end product was excellent. When I announced the all done I held my breath for 3 reasons.

• I was done and no longer had to focus on a semi dangerous task
• I had a stunning, long legged goddess standing over me inspecting her freshly shaven “area” inches from my face in the mirror and rubbing six ways from Sunday!
• I really hoped she liked it!

The only pain of the day came from my knees on the tile floor for about 30 mins. Yes, I took my sweet time! I would highly recommend this to anyone interested and tried to talk her into letting me teach by demonstrating or perhaps hire out my services, but both ideas were met with a vehement NO! The results were terrific. She loved it, I had fun doing it, and we are both looking forward to doing it again soon!

BTW, I refuse to believe I am the only soul brave enough for this activity and will surely catch hell for this post. She hates when I share our personal time with the masses, but oh well. This cause needs to be brought to light! There are far too many women still unknowingly suffering with second class shaves! I say we take it upon ourselves men to help them out and show them the light! After all, is it not the duty of every scholar to share his knowledge!?

And I’m just busting your balls mike, I got my way, so no hard feelings!

Seriously, thank you for posting this, I didn't intend to scare her off, just to ensure caution in the guys who might jump into this before they have truely mastered the straight... or as you so delicately put it, for those who are not mature enough.
Of course I laughed, but i think it was because I was already laughing at the previous post...
You hit on the area I was thinking would be the most difficult, the inside of the thigh part... And if I'm not prying too much, I was wondering if that area got as smooth as desired? I would think the direction would limit the closeness.

SO... When will you be posting the interactive tutorial with pictures and diagrams?

sorry mike, and everyone else, no pics so you can relax. lol and we are WAAAAAAY past prying, we're almost family! lol I want to know who's next!

and when i was done everything was perfectly smooth. i found even though you can, or i could, only go side to side if i tugged the skin at the proper angle it would make the hair stand up and change direction slightly. enough to get it all. like i said, manipulation is WAY better than on you face.......

i know, you know what i meant! (and it's not. lol)

and i am really trying to avoid describing the area as BBS, it just feels wrong! lol


the acrobatics she was pulling off and flexibility really helped too. i only got kneed in the forehead once

You are brave for posting details, pig-eon.