Thread: Project coochie razor

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I have seen that many many times. Great one!!!!!

my wife loves when i shave her. now i have to do it everytime.

Originally Posted by ripman

my wife loves when i shave her. now i have to do it everytime.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
and are you still going to be happy with this situation 20 years from now?

Originally Posted by LilithParker

Good thing I already know I'm crazy, or I might get a little offended there.

Most would say we are all crazy for this practice and even straight shaving in general.

And on behalf of all the men on this thread I would like to stop and take the time to say “thank you!” It’s about time a woman had the figurative balls to jump feat first into the lions den and discuss this with us.

And I have to agree the mound is not the bulk of the work. It and the F.U.P.A. may be the largest area but it can be done lickety split. (pun intended) Getting the rest done properly is what takes time and effort.

Mike! Stop playing devils advocate. We’re working toward a goal here and you’re sounding like the kid who reminds the teacher we didn’t get home work for the weekend! My girl actually said

“he’s got a point, maybe it is too dangerous, but it sounds really hot. But now I’m scared.”

It took me 2 weeks of shaving my arms with either hand, her legs, my head and face daily, and a balloon, to get her to believe I’m handy enough not to circumcise her! The funny thing is, we’re both pierced all over and this scares her!? Go figure. The little man in the boat getting harpooned with a 12 gauge needle by a stranger: no problem! Scraping a little fur off the burger from the man she loves and trusts: mike said it’s dangerous!

Then you brought up her shaving me! Are “f-ing” crazy!?!? She can’t cut a bagel without having one big half and one crooked, wrinkled, retarded looking half! I honestly don’t know how she does it. I just tell her it’s a gift and let it go, but you advocate her scraping the boys clean! I’d be the one who was nuts for letting her do that to me, or maybe not…… They’d be on the floor! You’re killing me here guy!


This really is the best thread ever though!

I'm not trying to scare anyone off, I'm just saying don't jump head first unless you know where you're diving.

If you know anatomy, respect the lay of the land, and you know how to hold a razor properly... you can shave any beard.

I say go for it. But respect your woman for having that kind of faith in you.
without risk there is no reward, You know what the risk is like to you, understand that she may justifyably have similar aprehensions, so don't go in with a blindfold on.

There are guys out there speaking with bravado, but not the knowledge. Just because they can find the hole on occasion, doesn't mean they know the lay of the land.

Buy a map, don't shave in the dark, and don't sink the boat.

If you proceed with respect not fear, and you do things right the rewards could be great, but if you can't shave your own face yet, or you underestimate and don't respect her or your blade, you're going to be sleeping in the dog house, and she's never going to forget.

And if you cut her down there she may take notes out of Lorena Bobbit's book...
All is fair in love and war, if you sink her boat, or kill the boatman, she may decide she wants something other than fuzzy dice hanging from her mirror. women can be funny that way, and it's not just the immediate future you have to worry about, The risk will return every 28 days or so.

Originally Posted by Mike_ratliff

women can be funny that way, and it's not just the immediate future you have to worry about, The risk will return every 28 days or so.

Hahahahaha Mike that is one of the best lines from this thread. Thank you for a good laugh

Should you Snip or Clip first?

Getting down to stubble first would make easier. . . . . . Yes?

Lunumbra

I have been reading this threa for around 3 weeks now, and I have to say it's got to be the best thread I've ever read. Not only funny but informative too. My hat is off to all that have had the coconuts to post with advice on this racy topic. But more importantly I agree with Mike on the respect issue. Not every woman would be willing to allow you to go to work on th mowing the grass so to speak, so if she lets you all I have to say is you have a keeper there and you might want to remember that as you start to lather her up and go to work. Don't drink too much caffiene and make sure you are able to concentrate. Good Luck and may the force be with you. You also may want to consider Yoda's advice, "do or do not there is no try!"

Originally Posted by Lunumbra

Should you Snip or Clip first?

Getting down to stubble first would make easier. . . . . . Yes?

Lunumbra

Yes. To avoid accidents, use a thin comb between the skin and the scissors, or a guard on the clippers.

i wonder if lynn would consider making or directing an instructional DVD on this topic.