Thread: Project coochie razor

Topher careful you don't end up in a cheap motel shaved totally bare and missing a kidney!!!!!!!

While I don't think I can really contribute anything constructive to this discussion, I must say that it's been awhile since I've seen such a diverse and fluent use of the vaginal vocabulary, the labial lexicon if you will. Kudos.

Originally Posted by emile

well shaving the goat was popular with the seamstresses in days of yore, for health reasons (uninvited guests using that particular thatch as a bus depot...) and thus was born the merkin. . .

haha that makes perfect sense to me now. I always wondered why anybody would wear a merkin (yes I knew what this was, don't remember where I learned about it though). But it does support the fact that having hair down there was the fashionable thing to have back then. You definitely can't get a Flapper to pose on playboy today and have guys drooling!

Originally Posted by Nick Burns

I must say that it's been awhile since I've seen such a diverse and fluent use of the vaginal vocabulary, the labial lexicon if you will. Kudos.

Not to mention the pudendal prose!

I laughed so hard I had to shut my office door.

That was a joke. I actually did meet the guy but I wouldn't let him near me ever. That scared the hell out of me and I wanted to run screaming like a little sissy girl. Too bad that will get you shot on an airplane these days.

As someone who's gone straight for the past 4 years.. I've talked the wife into letting me trim up the edges with my straight but she insists I use a Mach III for the nooks and crannies. Of course the baby oil rub down after tends to make any minor frustrations disappear.

All this talk about merkins makes me want to watch Dr. Strangelove again... (The president's last name is Muffley, too!)

pubic wig!!!!! i had no idea!!!! simply awesome

It just occurred to me, but don't we have a few female straight users?

So what do you fine ladies think of the subject? We men are more than qualified to speak of our own equipment, but you all would have more first hand experience with subject.