Thread: Worst Shave

now how am I going to forget with things like this
kind regards peter

Originally Posted by dennisthemenace

Sir, I stand at attention and salute you! I admire your perserverence and fortitude.

Hell, G. Gordon Liddy would admire your perserverence and fortitude!

Perseverence yes, fortitude no...i cried like a girl as i ripped the hair from my face. And i have hair, lots of it, everywhere, like a wolf.

Originally Posted by ToxIk

http://shaveeverywhere.com/

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Definitely the Norelco 3 Header. It irritates the skin as well.

I've tried every razor out there in my younger days and all of them are pitiful. I suffered years of skin irritation from every one of the so-called 'safety' razors trying to pass Marine Corps Personnel Inspections. Finally in 1968, a Gunney took pity on me one day and convinced me that real men shave with straight razors. He gave me a Torrey that belonged to his grandfather (also a Marine) and was made in 1903. I still use it to this day, and when I'm gone, my oldest son will have it. I haven't had a single skin irritation since, and always have a perfect shave that will pass anybody's inspection.

Once again, thank you, Gny Reynolds!

Semper Fi!

Over the years I have tried all types of electric shavers, they are all bad news. I have had such bad razor burn I thought I did damage to my face! After that the worst were the 1 blade disposable Bic razors.

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

But at least you guys got to be all that you can be

Elija,
Why d'you gotta insult Fred and Marty like that? Those Navy squids don't want to be associated with the ARMY's motto....blasphemer!

I don't have a worst shave that hasn't already been mentioned, but I do remember when my mother got an Epilady for Christmas. If you've never seen one, it's basically a tight coil that spins and literally grabs hair as you drag is across your face/legs/pits/whatever and rips it out by the roots! My grandmother was brave enough to try it on her upper lip and thought she was being tortured. My mother NEVER used it!

Originally Posted by USNA92

Elija,
Why d'you gotta insult Fred and Marty like that? Those Navy squids don't want to be associated with the ARMY's motto....blasphemer!

As well as youself, Rick. Also, looks like Gigmaster too!
-Fred

Originally Posted by cudahogs

As well as youself, Rick. Also, looks like Gigmaster too!
-Fred

Yeah, we'll include the Marines. They try to deny it, but they are considered a Naval Service. Remember to include gfoster, too.

Originally Posted by abs672

When I was 19 I shaving with a Braun electric and the foil broke as I was going across my chin.... It sounded like running over something with a lawn mower. Ground up my chin pretty good...

You shouldn't have been pressing too hard, then. You're shaving your face, not sanding it.

Originally Posted by Gregg

Over the years I have tried all types of electric shavers, they are all bad news.

Generalize much?