Thread: I'm number one!

I'm still interested! But I agree with Rich, we only advise, you have to make the final decision.

Originally Posted by wopmanfixit

I'm still interested! But I agree with Rich, we only advise, you have to make the final decision.

huh uhhhhh......no, no. Tis SRP's name that goes on the label........

It is good that TGQ is making the product, and I remain flattered beyond belief to undertake this project, because it shows that you have great confidence in my ability to make something worthy aye! But you as the testers; are the....... "buck stops here" so to speak. You are the testers, you are the ones who say yay or ney, you are the representatives of this project. When the Aftershave goes on the shelf the men will look to you for guidance....not me.

When advertising begins ( and I have no idea who is actually responcible for this...LOL....like, who is in charge here? ) and I can only say if I were to write something it would sorda go like this.........please keep in mind this is "draft quality"

SRP is proud to introduce our very own Aftershave, made by our very own Soapmistress....LOL.... Brought to fruition by a small band of merry men, who bravely set forth to test everything that girl could whip up.

Men! this is the "End All", "Be All" aftershave.....the holy grail if you will ( shoot this is kinda fun....LOL ) Tested time and again.....Like you have no idea but with all due diligence SRP's very own band of "Razormen"....."Brotherhood of Blade" test team came together, fielding uncharted waters, going where no man has gone before, to test and develop an Aftershave that proudly bears the SRP label of "excellence".

Gentlemen, you may rest assured that this tonic has been put thru every trial, every razorburn, weeper, dry skin, pore closing, burn test that we could come up with. We've taken the guess work out, so you don't have too.

This IS the best Aftershave on the market today, available ONLY thru SRP and affordably priced at $59.95 a bottle. Now Gentlemen, don't be put off by this seemingly high price. Do you see that tiny little hole in the neck of that "handsome" masculine bottle ??? This Manly bottle comes to you from finest glass makers in Italy......dispensing the exact amount you need.....no waste, no spillage. "Taking care of your investment" for you.

Men......with this elixer you'll only need a few drops each day to soothe and heal your skin. This Italian beauty will give you 365 days of the best After shave you've ever experienced and at a cost of only .16 cents per day, you can't afford NOT to buy a bottle.

Order yours today! Limited supply available....... Available ONLY thru SRP.


Written by your ever lovin Soapmistress ....chuckle.

Now....I personally am not into "popularity contests" but I do however like "to win" and for some reason I am totally off topic here....lol, and I've run out time. I have to get back to work....lol.

XXWarm Regards, Colleen

Originally Posted by rtaylor61

For privacy reasons, I'm not putting this in the main forum, but wanted to share with some of my closest friends here. Look what I got!



Not that I'm a proud grandpa or anything, but isn't she exquisite!

RT

That is one beautiful baby!!!! wow. Congratulations Grandpa

Shooot, no comments on my ad copy for the Aftershave Y'all do know that I was teasing about that $59.95 price tag.....right

Soapmistress

Originally Posted by churley

Shooot, no comments on my ad copy for the Aftershave Y'all do know that I was teasing about that $59.95 price tag.....right

Soapmistress

I hope you were teasing...with all the blood, sweat, and tears that have gone into this product it is worth at least $79.95 a bottle.

off topic...Randy, congratulations. You must be one proud grandpa.

Cheers,
Ed

What is up I haven't seen any posting here in a while.

Originally Posted by RichZ

What is up I haven't seen any posting here in a while.

Rich,
It looks like it's just you and me buddy. How's life been treating you?

I think I'm coming around somewhat on the Blue...I like it just fine (but still not as much as the Orange). I do agree that the yellow leaves a coating on my face, but here is where we differ, unless I'm using a balm, I prefer complete absorption, and fairly quickly. The Yellow remains tacky too long for my taste. I do like the soothing properties, but I don't want to feel like I have to wash my hands or face after applying AS.

Cheers,
Ed

Originally Posted by ForestryProf

Rich,
It looks like it's just you and me buddy. How's life been treating you?

I think I'm coming around somewhat on the Blue...I like it just fine (but still not as much as the Orange). I do agree that the yellow leaves a coating on my face, but here is where we differ, unless I'm using a balm, I prefer complete absorption, and fairly quickly. The Yellow remains tacky too long for my taste. I do like the soothing properties, but I don't want to feel like I have to wash my hands or face after applying AS.

Cheers,
Ed

You are right about the yellow but funny that is what I like about it. Oh well different strokes for different folks.

As for me I am going to start job hunting again. My boss she is really well someone not enjoyable to work with. She is making my life miserable. Oh well so it goes.

Rich

Originally Posted by RichZ

You are right about the yellow but funny that is what I like about it. Oh well different strokes for different folks.

As for me I am going to start job hunting again. My boss she is really well someone not enjoyable to work with. She is making my life miserable. Oh well so it goes.

Rich

Good luck with the job hunt. I don't expect I'll be dealing with that anytime soon (maybe never again, thank goodness). I was granted tenure earlier this year and I find that: 1) I'm old enought not to want to move again 2) I like living in the south 3) I love my current job (and I think I'm pretty good at what I do), and 4) my wife's family is all within a fairly short drive (but not too close ). For all those reasons and more, I'm quite willing to sink further into curmedgeondom.

I still sometimes miss the frenetic pace of a big city...but not that much or that often anymore.

I hope you find a position that suits your needs, and reduces your stress levels. There are few things more painful than working for a nasty person (at least a root canal is over with eventually).

Cheers,
Ed

I'm still here. Not that that's any consolation. Sorry to here about the crummy working conditions Rich. I've had a new boss for close to a year and am still not used to the bas..., ah, I mean the fine gentleman. I hope you find the job your meant to have.