Today's Workout Thread

[MickR]

I am sure I could shoot with either hand too, whether I would hit anything is another matter, and a moot point as I wouldn't be shooting anything.

Well what's the point in you having an FBG then. C'mon, ya gotta shoot at sumthin...I know, shoot below Carls feet as he's scaling up to the roof tops. See how bloody quick you can get him moving .


Mick

[carlmaloschneider]

I think that as long as we leave IOU's at the various provisioners we can take what we like. If we are facing Armageddon then why not do it in luxury.
I did think of taking a few bottles of dry cider along too.

Ok bad weather contingency:
1- clothing, woolen roll neck jumpers and tweed shooting jackets, flat caps, well waterproofed soft leather riding boots (trousers within boots). Possibly a white silk scarf, with a map of the locale drawn onto it.
2- we will commandeer the oldest house in the area, light a roaring fire, and roast some lamb with rosemary, an assortment of roast veggies, and rich gravy. Mint sauce on the side. Dessert will be sticky toffee and date pudding served with homemade custard. Real ale will be served with the meal, and port will be served after. We will play cribbage, backgammon and risk. If possible we will play maudlin music.

No yeah you're def in. I like it. But we're missing the hash and/or opium...

I'm fearful we'll feel rather lazy and stuffed after all that but when I look at it sort of sideways with my eyes a bit squinty it looks OK, esp given you've obviously latched on to the croissants and Tuesday tea thing in a big way (maybe I'm to blame for all that with all the prompting; but you were rather tardy in your replies)...

I MUST mention that I've already detailed the head gear (berets), so I am a little uncertain why you bring up the subject of 'flat caps'.

One might feel that one is being attacked (passively, as that is all you can muster) by le leader du parti libéral who is of the fashion of the, shall I say, 'paysan'?...

[edhewitt]

Well what's the point in you having an FBG then. C'mon, ya gotta shoot at sumthin...I know, shoot below Carls feet as he's scaling up to the roof tops. See how bloody quick you can get him moving .


Mick

I never said I had a BFG, that was Carl. I would rely on my wit and charm to get out of trouble, I would consider a plasma cannon, simply because it would be cool as, and it would disintegrate the zombies so I wouldnt have to look at the carnage.
I would also consider water bombs.

[carlmaloschneider]

I never said I had a BFG, that was Carl. I would rely on my wit and charm to get out of trouble, I would consider a plasma cannon, simply because it would be cool as, and it would disintegrate the zombies so I wouldnt have to look at the carnage.
I would also consider water bombs.

If you're considering water bombs you're out. The time taken to fill them is too much, unless we get that French chick to do it (I forget her name, Miss Fridour was it?)

Anyway, way too pissed tio tyype, off to bed eroonies...

[edhewitt]

No yeah you're def in. I like it. But we're missing the hash and/or opium...

I'm fearful we'll feel rather lazy and stuffed after all that but when I look at it sort of sideways with my eyes a bit squinty it looks OK, esp given you've obviously latched on to the croissants and Tuesday tea thing in a big way (maybe I'm to blame for all that with all the prompting; but you were rather tardy in your replies)...

I MUST mention that I've already detailed the head gear (berets), so I am a little uncertain why you bring up the subject of 'flat caps'.

One might feel that one is being attacked (passively, as that is all you can muster) by le leader du parti libéral who is of the fashion of the, shall I say, 'paysan'?...

Ok ok, I will ensure that we have plenty of pineapples and muesli in hows that?
Sorry for my tardiness I will try harder forthwith, I would ensure that a fully stocked larder was kept at all times, cooked breakfasts would be the norm, morning tea could either be eat in or take away, lunches would always be packed, afternoon tea would generally be forraged and obviously a cooked dinner would be served at 7pm, late enough to be civilised, early enough to still have an evening and supper before bed/ covert night ops.
I wasn't expecting to have to wear uniform at all times, I thought Tuesday arvo/evening could be spent in mufti.

[edhewitt]

If you're considering water bombs you're out. The time taken to fill them is too much, unless we get that French chick to do it (I forget her name, Miss Fridour was it?)

Anyway, way too pissed tio tyype, off to bed eroonies...

Between imogen, Bailey, and the three micklets we would have plenty of child labour to keep the waterbombs coming. We could even build a catapult.

[carlmaloschneider]

Ok ok, I will ensure that we have plenty of pineapples and muesli in hows that?
Sorry for my tardiness I will try harder forthwith, I would ensure that a fully stocked larder was kept at all times, cooked breakfasts would be the norm, morning tea could either be eat in or take away, lunches would always be packed, afternoon tea would generally be forraged and obviously a cooked dinner would be served at 7pm, late enough to be civilised, early enough to still have an evening and supper before bed/ covert night ops.
I wasn't expecting to have to wear uniform at all times, I thought Tuesday arvo/evening could be spent in mufti.

You haven't mentioned waxed paper. Are we to wrap our lunch-time fare in filthy rags!!

It's uniforms twenty four seven three sixty degrees times infinity plus (to the enth degree)...

[MickR]

Right so let me get this straight. Carl is the leader and he's gonna hightail it out of there to his mistress, Ed is chief cook and bottle washer and general camp lay about...And me...I'm left standing there in my leather skirt and blue mascara holding the bloody FBG...That's it! I'm gonna wear a flat cap too, especially if the boss is humpin' bluey out back...


Mick

[carlmaloschneider]

Can we find a witch and burn her? ESP if she weighs the same as a duck?

[carlmaloschneider]

...I'm left standing there in my leather skirt...


Mick

Loin cloth. Leather loin cloth. Did we not agree on loin cloths?

At least you've got the gun. All I've got is a french tart and a beret...

I'm not cross dressing for no flag/anthem/cause...