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    Quote Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider View Post
    Can we find a witch and burn her? ESP if she weighs the same as a duck?
    Naaaa....let's build a bridge out of her!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MickR View Post
    Right so let me get this straight. Carl is the leader and he's gonna hightail it out of there to his mistress, Ed is chief cook and bottle washer and general camp lay about...And me...I'm left standing there in my leather skirt and blue mascara holding the bloody FBG...That's it! I'm gonna wear a flat cap too, especially if the boss is humpin' bluey out back...


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    Seriously, that's one of the funniest posts I've ever read here! It's been a fun evening! Thanks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider View Post
    Can we find a witch and burn her? ESP if she weighs the same as a duck?
    Yes, but only because that post made me laugh out loud. On the following conditions, we catch her on a Sunday at exactly 11.37, three weeks after the first new moon that occours 3 lunar cycles after the winter solstice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    Naaaa....let's build a bridge out of her!!!
    Does she float? And, as an aside, I hate the Romans already...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickR View Post
    Right so let me get this straight. Carl is the leader and he's gonna hightail it out of there to his mistress, Ed is chief cook and bottle washer and general camp lay about...And me...I'm left standing there in my leather skirt and blue mascara holding the bloody FBG...That's it! I'm gonna wear a flat cap too, especially if the boss is humpin' bluey out back...


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    Pretty much. Without you we will either be murdered or starve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    Naaaa....let's build a bridge out of her!!!

    What's this about witches now...Geez, you know we're not all chicks don't cha. And that whole warming up your fingers by a nice pyre of witches went out with pointy hats years ago...


    And on that note, I plan on going for a ride...On my bicycle...in the morning, and it's getting quite late. Time for beddy by for me. I'll catch up for my dose of laughter later tomorrow.


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    Quote Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider View Post
    Does she float? And, as an aside, I hate the Romans already...
    Why? For inventing plumbing and central heating, aquaducts and viaducts? Probably loads of.other stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by edhewitt View Post
    Pretty much. Without you we will either be murdered or starve.
    I think you're devaluing a member of our team, Miss Flupperty-gigg (or whatever her name is), she's very beguiling...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickR View Post
    What's this about witches now...Geez, you know we're not all chicks don't cha. And that whole warming up your fingers by a nice pyre of witches went out with pointy hats years ago...


    And on that note, I plan on going for a ride...On my bicycle...in the morning, and it's getting quite late. Time for beddy by for me. I'll catch up for my dose of laughter later tomorrow.


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    Some.militia we are, our leader is pissed, our marksman is going for an early night, and I too need to try and get some sleep, I woke up 19 hours ago. Not that I feel that sleepy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by edhewitt View Post
    Why? For inventing plumbing and central heating, aquaducts and viaducts? Probably loads of.other stuff.
    Yeah. OK, there's the plumbing, public sanitation, political system and government, but what have the Romans really done for us? (I'm guessing t the text)..



    Where are you going?

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