Today's Workout Thread

[MickR]

If you were a real man you would ride em, even if they were flat. Or stuff them with grass.

Gets kind of harsh on the manhood riding on flat tyres. And I don't know that I could be bother with taking the time to pull up the councils well manicure park grass, nor would I think they would like it too much me pulling up clumps of dirt and grass where the kiddies are supposed to be able to play. No I think I would just use my bike as a club and knock one of those lycra dudes off of their bike and ride away on that....


Mick

[edhewitt]

Gets kind of harsh on the manhood riding on flat tyres. And I don't know that I could be bother with taking the time to pull up the councils well manicure park grass, nor would I think they would like it too much me pulling up clumps of dirt and grass where the kiddies are supposed to be able to play. No I think I would just use my bike as a club and knock one of those lycra dudes off of their bike and ride away on that....


Mick

A real man wouldn't be worried about his manhood, it should be manly enough to look out for itself.
Those road bikes have tiny pedals to suit shoes with cleats, they are a bit hard to ride without the correct cleat shoes.

[MickR]

A real man wouldn't be worried about his manhood, it should be manly enough to look out for itself.
Those road bikes have tiny pedals to suit shoes with cleats, they are a bit hard to ride without the correct cleat shoes.

Fine,fine...I'll rip his legs off too then. Any other problems you want to think up?!?!


Mick

[edhewitt]

Fine,fine...I'll rip his legs off too then. Any other problems you want to think up?!?!


Mick

That's a bit much, you only need to rip his feet off, and tape them to the bottom of yours. The whole legs would weigh you down too much

[MickR]

Well lets just hope the bugger I clock has the same size shoe as me then. It would save me a whole heap of mess and trouble...


Mick

[edhewitt]

He would also need to be the same height as you, those racers are pretty heavily tuned to the user, if his legs were longer than yours you would still need his feet, and maybe part of his lower legs.

[MickR]

He would also need to be the same height as you, those racers are pretty heavily tuned to the user, if his legs were longer than yours you would still need his feet, and maybe part of his lower legs.

Nope, I carry all the tools required to adjust seats/handlebars etc. in my own bikes toolbag...And I'm an adept at setting up a bike for best personal use. .


Mick