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    Where in the heck is my Roadside Geology of Minnesota???

    I can find Wyoming, Utah, and Idaho. Dewey has let me down again.......

    Maybe it is in my truck or camper?

    Driving up the road what you might think is just a bump/hill was the border of Lake Agassiz.

    Maybe where some glacier stopped.

    I recommend these for road trips where you have an interested navigator.
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    "You do know what it means when a man has big feet don't you--He has big shoes."

    Heard on my online radio show.

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    "A man who was attempting to walk around the world drowned today"

    George Carlin from his HBO Special At Carnegie Hall
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    Politics is the art of the deal . . . how much from whom.
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    Single woman with hand sanitizer wishes to meet single man with toilet paper for some good clean fun.

    From a DJ on my online Rockabilly Radio show
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    "Truly evil persons do not recognize their own malevolence . . . they perceive themselves as generous, good hearted, friendly sorts who sometimes have to resort to unpleasant tactics for the betterment of society. "

    Jack Mcdevitt ... author
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    We prefer to speak evil of ourselves rather than not speak of ourselves at all.

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    . . . and you expect politicians to do the right thing, even though there's no political benefit to be had . . . Riigghhtt.
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    . . .it would appear that preconceptions are hardwired into the human psyche . . . they form a response pattern by what allowed survival in the past. Those preconceptions that no longer work, Darwin takes care of.

    Thought after reading . . .
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    . . .there is no higher praise than that which comes from a dedicated detractor.

    Jack Mcdevitt author in "Coming Home "
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