Thread: off topic anonymous

Originally Posted by Utopian

When I was a kid our 4-H club participated in a program to bring NYC kids out to spend some time on farms. We had one obnoxious punk who I decided I needed to mess up a little.

I told him that cows come in three forms: regular, chocolate, and strawberry. Of course he scoffed at it till I milked a strawberry cow into a bucket and showed him the perfectly colored strawberry milk. He saw the colored milk come directly out of the cow. I told him that we currently did not have any chocolate cows but the strawberry milk was sufficient proof for him. He was freaked out but I had proven it to him and sent him back home to NYC completely believing in strawberry and chocolate cows. Hopefully he shared that information with the rest of his gang.

For those of you who do not understand...the first days of milk from a cow that has just had a calf is called colostrum. It is more nutrient rich for the calf and cannot be included along with regular milk. Most importantly, it is occasionally bloody and looks just like strawberry milk.

Ha ha .....you Rock !!

Originally Posted by Nightblade

Got mine at the dollar store....yup !

First off
Oliver reed was a hard drinker and a brawler and an awesome actor especially as Athos in The Three Musketeers.....and damn they sure don't mak'em that good anymore. You go Oliver !



Secondly
Oh you are a cruel one Ed Hewitt. All that melty cheese and fried egg n porky goodness talk of yours. Just heartless........so don't stop okay.

Third
I would go with a slice of Berry pie or Pecan myself .....oooooo mmmmmm !!

I don't think that I mentioned any porcine products steph, that must have been your imagination running away with you. However I used to enjoy a cheese muffin with chicken, bacon and marmite for morning tea from the canteen at my first proper job.

Chicken bacon and Marmite.......mmmm..I want my Umami !!

Hmmm....coulda swore you mentioned Pork in there somewheres....hmmmmm ??

Happen to have any mint chocolate chip cows ? The milk is a bit chunky due to those chocolate chips, but I don't mind

Originally Posted by Utopian

When I was a kid our 4-H club participated in a program to bring NYC kids out to spend some time on farms. We had one obnoxious punk who I decided I needed to mess up a little.

I told him that cows come in three forms: regular, chocolate, and strawberry. Of course he scoffed at it till I milked a strawberry cow into a bucket and showed him the perfectly colored strawberry milk. He saw the colored milk come directly out of the cow. I told him that we currently did not have any chocolate cows but the strawberry milk was sufficient proof for him. He was freaked out but I had proven it to him and sent him back home to NYC completely believing in strawberry and chocolate cows. Hopefully he shared that information with the rest of his gang.

For those of you who do not understand...the first days of milk from a cow that has just had a calf is called colostrum. It is more nutrient rich for the calf and cannot be included along with regular milk. Most importantly, it is occasionally bloody and looks just like strawberry milk.

Originally Posted by outback

Yeah, nothing beats fresh whole milk from the bulk tank.
Colder and tastes better than after it hits the store.
Hurray for the holstein

What bulk tank?? Cans in the brine tub were all there back then when the folks farmed me out.

Originally Posted by Geezer

I thought I had a think!

We have several thinks at my plath. I need to fixth a wother on one of them.


Mick

Originally Posted by Utopian

When I was a kid our 4-H club participated in a program to bring NYC kids out to spend some time on farms. We had one obnoxious punk who I decided I needed to mess up a little.

I told him that cows come in three forms: regular, chocolate, and strawberry. Of course he scoffed at it till I milked a strawberry cow into a bucket and showed him the perfectly colored strawberry milk. He saw the colored milk come directly out of the cow. I told him that we currently did not have any chocolate cows but the strawberry milk was sufficient proof for him. He was freaked out but I had proven it to him and sent him back home to NYC completely believing in strawberry and chocolate cows. Hopefully he shared that information with the rest of his gang.

For those of you who do not understand...the first days of milk from a cow that has just had a calf is called colostrum. It is more nutrient rich for the calf and cannot be included along with regular milk. Most importantly, it is occasionally bloody and looks just like strawberry milk.

That's funny Utopian.
When I used to work on cars & trucks & such & the new guy was standing around, I would tell him how the boss doesn't like anyone standing around doing nothing so I would tell them to go check the air in the tires on the forklift! They would be there for about 30 minutes until they came back to me & by then I was rolling on the ground laughing & they would be mad at me when they finally figured out the tires were solid rubber!

Navy men sent the guys out for a hundred feet of waterline. Or the keys to the grinder. Wise guys used it to goof off and didn't come back at the end of the watch.

~Richard

Don't forger blinker fluid, it lubricates those pesky flashing lights for excessive use :-)

Originally Posted by engine46

That's funny Utopian.
When I used to work on cars & trucks & such & the new guy was standing around, I would tell him how the boss doesn't like anyone standing around doing nothing so I would tell them to go check the air in the tires on the forklift! They would be there for about 30 minutes until they came back to me & by then I was rolling on the ground laughing & they would be mad at me when they finally figured out the tires were solid rubber!