Thread: off topic anonymous

Originally Posted by Hirlau

A Duck Walk in front of my car yesterday,

Those were 'ducks walking' in front of your car.

This is a 'duck walk'

must not have been all it was quacked up to be...where are they now?

Originally Posted by Geezer

must not have been all it was quacked up to be...where are they now?

They're following Chuck! Check it out at about 1:15 minutes. Great song and a wonderful performer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm8ktxzaumg

Originally Posted by cudarunner

They're following Chuck! Check it out at about 1:15 minutes. Great song and a wonderful performer.

This is why my music career never took off: I could never get Keef to play rhythm in my band.

Originally Posted by Cangooner

This is why my music career never took off: I could never get Keef to play rhythm in my band.

Yea, Chucks not bad considering this performance was to celebrate his 60th Birthday!

Keef/Keith doesn't always play rhythm guitar during this. Search out 'Carol' from 'Hail Hail Rock-n-Roll'. I love it when Chuck 'spanks' Keith for not doing it right!

You guys are Daffy with all this duck talk !

Originally Posted by 32t

No I haven't.

The scene: It's the dark and tumultuous times during the 17th century when Britain and France were at odds. The glory days of sail powered ships were in their prime. Adventure and riches could be found by going to sea. If one was brave enough. If luck was on ones side.

The ship is riding on the rolling swell, sails bellying with the wind. Blue skies and fair weather lay ahead. The Captain of the British naval vessel strides along his deck checking that everything is ship shape and in it's place.

Captain whilst peering up the main mast: CWOHWS NEST! CWOHWS NEST! WHAT CAN YOU SEE?

Crows nest peers around with hand shading his eyes from the sun, suddenly stops still, and peers hard at a spot on the horizon: CWOHWS NEST TO CAP'N! FOUR FWENCH FWOGGY FWIGATES OFF THE PORT BOW SAH!

Captain turning to his cabin boy: Oh cabin boy, kindly go fetch my mawoon shirt, that way if I am wounded in the ensuwing battle, the men won't see the blood and thus lose mowale.

Crows Nest: CWOHWS NEST TO CAP'N! CWOHWS NEST TO CAP'N SAH!

Captain: YES CWOHWS NEST WHAT IS IT NOW?

Crows nest: FORTEE FOUR FWENCH FWOGGY FRIGATES OFF THE PORT BOW SAH!

Captain: Cabin boy! Oh Cabin boy, kindly fetch my bwown corduwoy twousers. There's a good lad.


Mick

Originally Posted by Nightblade

You guys are Daffy with all this duck talk !

You're too kind!

I remember seeing 'old guys' when I was a kid that had zippers that were about 14 inches long...now zippers are about 4 inches long...what happened?

Originally Posted by WW243

I remember seeing 'old guys' when I was a kid that had zippers that were about 14 inches long...now zippers are about 4 inches long...what happened?

Fashion has lead to less material being used, probably for proportionately more cash.