Thread: Grave times indeed

Whatever it is, it's gotta be long, sharp, and maneuverable. Getting attacked from multiple directions can get sticky.

I'd go with a combination of samurai sword and a spiked bat. Keep it old school.

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Hmm, A mall for resting a bit, If you can't find a mall most structures apart from sheds will do, just remember to arbitrarily block windows and doors with fickle chairs or paper mache painted to look like wooden boards . Possibly have sex - be careful though. If you're the first in a flock of people and you chose to have sex there is a good chance you will die, don't pick a partner who has moraly objective views or generally bad behaiviour as they tend to die - so you don't want to be near them.
Also try to be the leader of your flock as they often tend to survive to the end with one other of the opposite sex. More can survive but your personal odds are best if people are following your lead.

Any calibre of gun, accurate enough to shoot something, moving at about 5 kilometres per hour, in the head.

Think that's what I would primarily aim for.

OK, many of the "standard issue" zombie dispersment tools have been mentioned: shotgun, machete/khukri, etc.


But let's broaden the zombie fighting arsenal, shall we?

Why are hand grenades always overlooked???

A couple of them babies lobbed into a crowd of zombies clears em out pretty fast. And apparently zombies love to crowd together especially outside of windows and dorrs, pawing at them to get in...

And for max enjoyment, I would also choose a flamethrower. Tell me you wouldn't actually enjoy mowing down legions of zombies with a flamethrower?

It takes a long time for the flames to damage the head enough for the zombie to die (again). And the psychological effect is wasted on them. Same goes for the pain of limbs on fire, it wont register.

All they are really good for against zombies is looking good on camera. So I will give flame throwers a thumbs up in case of zombie attacks. Always remember to look good while fighting them off.

Also try and have the clothes of your sexy female companions torn in strategic places by "accident".

Wait a second, according to this well respected instruction pamphlet (I keep a copy here at my desk....just in case...), a flame thrower is a perfect choice for method #2.



Looking good while doing it is just gravy....

Originally Posted by Chady

It takes a long time for the flames to damage the head enough for the zombie to die (again). And the psychological effect is wasted on them. Same goes for the pain of limbs on fire, it wont register.

All they are really good for against zombies is looking good on camera. So I will give flame throwers a thumbs up in case of zombie attacks. Always remember to look good while fighting them off.

Also try and have the clothes of your sexy female companions torn in strategic places by "accident".

Chady -- you're funny. That scene from StarWars Episode 2 killed me -- the giant cat/dog creature in the gladiator ring "strategically" tore Natalie Portman's shirt in such a way that it turned into a perfect mid-drift.

Originally Posted by Chady

All they are really good for against zombies is looking good on camera. So I will give flame throwers a thumbs up in case of zombie attacks. Always remember to look good while fighting them off.

Also try and have the clothes of your sexy female companions torn in strategic places by "accident".

Both are very important things to consider. I suggest pre-tearing or perforating the sexy female clothing that just happens to make it into the survival bag for the lady guests. That way, any clothing that gets caught will automatically rip strategically.

As for looking good, I approve of the flame thrower, but only if you have a cigar in your mouth at the time of use. Mustache is optional, but highly suggested. For more information, see here: http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/11/1...r-comedian.jpg

So your talking about killing Zombees eh?

Okee Dokee guys I think the nurse will be in with your medications soon.

My plan?

Well, if I can't beat 'em, join 'em!

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Okee Dokee guys I think the nurse will be in with your medications soon.

yeah baby!!

tell her to wear something nice