Thread: Grave times indeed

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

So your talking about killing Zombees eh?

Okee Dokee guys I think the nurse will be in with your medications soon.

Just so long as she is wearing the obligatory perforated tear away uniform I don't think they mind....

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

So your talking about killing Zombees eh?

Okee Dokee guys I think the nurse will be in with your medications soon.

I think Bigspendur is right. You can'r really kill the undead, now can you? We are thereofre discussing ways to render them inoperable.

Im going to have Kate Beckinsale move in and take care of several needs including zombie control(seeing as how she does such a good job on werewolves and vampires)slow moving zombies should not present any problem Best Regards Gary

What a cute idea! ... for a guy that is!
Ok, I'll put the axe back into the drawer and go to look out for a suitable pendant.

Originally Posted by Big Red

It's about time somebody covered this!!

I don't know if the swine flue is the first stage, but I definitely look to China for the origin, all the problem viruses (swine, avian) seem to be coming from there right now.
Red

After some careful consultation with my associates in the intelligence community I can confirm that H1N1 is not in-fact the first stage of the zombie virus. H1N1 was actually an attempt by an alliance of nations to counter a growing threat. Various intelligence reports have suggested that North Korea and Iran are collaborating to produce a zombie virus. As yet their attempts have been unsuccessful. However it is only a matter of time. To counter this threat the free nations of the world have been developing a vaccine that will guard against any strain of zombie virus. These attempts have also been unsuccessful.
One of the occurrences that may or may not have happened in China is that an infected pig may or may not have escaped from its enclosure. The company which has discretely provided this intelligence is not willing to speculate on the welfare of the pig in question, but it is suspected that it has become dinner.

I would think that a freshly unwrapped Feather scotch-taped to the end of a popsicle stick would do the trick...

Training camp:
The Last Stand

Vinyl records and cricket bats seem to have a good track record.

Now, another important thing to concider (if we all accept that you have a shotgun, a rifle, a blunt object, several back up pieces and more knives than you can shake a stick at with in your party) would you go some where easily defendable, but with few escape routes (top story of a building maybe) or some where more difficult to defend with many escape routes?

Would you align your self with as many people as possible, or stick with a few guys and hope you're more bad ass than the people you bump in to?

I think I would take the middle road on defensibility and exits. You always have to leave for supplies, so a couple of exits is a plus. Too many exits though, and you may not have the manpower or ability to defend all of them and you'll be over run.

Originally Posted by gregs656

Would you align your self with as many people as possible, or stick with a few guys and hope you're more bad ass than the people you bump in to?

If we have learned one thing from zombie movies is that in a large group someone's friend is going to get bitten and they try to stop you from dealing with the problem until it is too late. I say stick with a small group people who can handle themselves in a tricky situation. But of course you have to make sure there are at least a few sexy women in your group.