Results 1 to 10 of 92
Thread: Problems? Ask Aunty Jimbo.
Hybrid View
-
08-22-2012, 10:47 PM #1
Dear Auntie
What is the value of Pi out to infinity?No matter how many men you kill you can't kill your successor-Emperor Nero
-
08-22-2012, 11:23 PM #2
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
- Location
- Maleny, Australia
- Posts
- 7,977
- Blog Entries
- 3
Thanked: 1587Dear "Pi Man",
Dear Uncle Jimbo (God rest his soul) once said to me "I have discovered a proof that the decimal representation of Pi is random!" Of course, he was high on the wacky tobaccy at the time. But in answer to your question, if the value of Pi to an infinite number of digits were known the fabric of the very Universe would unravel. Sometimes it is best to just have a nice cup of tea and leave the Universe alone.
Aunty Jimbo.<This signature intentionally left blank>
-
08-23-2012, 02:10 AM #3
- Join Date
- Dec 2011
- Location
- Republica de Tejas
- Posts
- 2,792
Thanked: 884Is it possible to mail a menu with food stamps?
Member Tonkin Gulf Yacht Club, participant SE Asia War Games 1972-1973. The oath I swore has no statute of limitation.
-
08-23-2012, 02:38 AM #4
- Join Date
- Feb 2012
- Location
- New England
- Posts
- 625
Thanked: 109Dear Aunty Jimbo,
Why can't you get good pastrami outside of NYC?
Why did my best friend of 42 years have to die before me?
When will Santa bring me the bike he promised when I was 7?
Where are the flying cars....they promised us flying cars?
-
08-23-2012, 02:41 AM #5
Certainly you can but it is not very economical. First you have to use the food stamps to buy cigarettes. Smoke a couple of the cigarettes to curb your hunger and then sell the remainder of the carton for a discounted price. Use that money to buy a stamp and an envelope and if you have enough left over for a pint get that. Put the menu in the envelope, address it properly, and attach the stamp.
Not hard at all!
-
08-23-2012, 02:43 AM #6
- Join Date
- Mar 2012
- Location
- Frozen Wasteland, eh
- Posts
- 2,806
Thanked: 334Dear Aunty Jimbo --
Should mirrored contact lenses be worn indoors?
-
08-23-2012, 03:06 AM #7