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    Dear Auntie

    What is the value of Pi out to infinity?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigspendur View Post
    Dear Auntie

    What is the value of Pi out to infinity?
    Dear "Pi Man",

    Dear Uncle Jimbo (God rest his soul) once said to me "I have discovered a proof that the decimal representation of Pi is random!" Of course, he was high on the wacky tobaccy at the time. But in answer to your question, if the value of Pi to an infinite number of digits were known the fabric of the very Universe would unravel. Sometimes it is best to just have a nice cup of tea and leave the Universe alone.

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    Is it possible to mail a menu with food stamps?
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    Dear Aunty Jimbo,

    Why can't you get good pastrami outside of NYC?

    Why did my best friend of 42 years have to die before me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wullie View Post
    Is it possible to mail a menu with food stamps?
    Certainly you can but it is not very economical. First you have to use the food stamps to buy cigarettes. Smoke a couple of the cigarettes to curb your hunger and then sell the remainder of the carton for a discounted price. Use that money to buy a stamp and an envelope and if you have enough left over for a pint get that. Put the menu in the envelope, address it properly, and attach the stamp.

    Not hard at all!
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    Dear Aunty Jimbo --
    Should mirrored contact lenses be worn indoors?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    Certainly you can but it is not very economical. First you have to use the food stamps to buy cigarettes. Smoke a couple of the cigarettes to curb your hunger and then sell the remainder of the carton for a discounted price. Use that money to buy a stamp and an envelope and if you have enough left over for a pint get that. Put the menu in the envelope, address it properly, and attach the stamp.

    Not hard at all!
    That's a work around.
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