Thread: Quote your favourite 'Western'

Big Jake with John Wayne


"But if you call me Daddy again I'm gonna finish this fight."

IMO, The best ones are from The Outlaw Josie Wales


"Shoot 'em Lige" - Abe
"All I have is a piece of hard rock candy, but it's not for eatin'...it's just for lookin' through." and
"It's not right, this damn woman doing something like this to me. I used to have power. Now old age is creeping up on me." - Lone Watie
"EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUU!" - Lemuel

"Well if I'm gonna get killed, I have a hankerin' to soothe my sweet tooth."- Boss Spearman (Open Range)

Not gonna read 'em all, so this might be a repeat (from Unforgiven):

"You just shot an unarmed man!"
"Well, he should have armed himself."

Great party, McLin, but no whiskey. We go.

and...


That happened fast.
That's because everyone knew how to shoot.

from Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid...

Garrett (Lee Marvin): "Times change, Billy."
Billy ("Times change. I don't." and

Alias (Bob Dylan): "I could live anywhere. I could leave, anywhere too."

Blondie to Tuco: "There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." [The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly]

Sorry if this was a repeat. The thread was getting a bit long to read all entries.

Originally Posted by schatz

Blondie to Tuco: "There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." [The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly]

Sorry if this was a repeat. The thread was getting a bit long to read all entries.

Also GB&U:

Blondie reads a note -- "Hello Idiots ..."
He hands the note to Tuco: "Here, it's for you."

Russell Crowe from 3:10 to Yuma: "Even bad men love their mamas."

My own personal favourite:
"I'll have you know this is an octa by Chopin.... Ya know, Fredrick ******* Chopin!"

Doc Holiday, Tombstone.

James