Thread: Quote your favourite 'Western'

Oh Yeah !! Great movie.

Another quote from it

"Reminds me of the man who took off all his clothes
and jumped into a cactus bush one day. He said later,
it seemed like a good idea at the time"

"The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back."
....Al Swearengen - Deadwood

Wait....I got more....from Deadwood:

JUDGE: “The jury will now retire to the whores’ rooms”.

FARNUM: "I feel with a particular sting any long silence between us."
SWEARENGEN: "Be quiet."

Swearengen: "You want a donkey's attention, you bring a f**king pole down between his ears."

Doc Cochran: "Tell Wu that drunk best not get eaten by his pigs till I've had my way with the corpse."

Farnum: "I'm talking to you, dimwit."
Richardson: "I wasn't listening."


Marvin the prospector: "Don't be looking over my shoulder when I'm signing my f**king X."

Jack McCall: "Should we shake hands or something, relieve the atmosphere. I mean how stupid do you think I am?"
Wild Bill Hickok: "I don't know, I just met you."


Swearengen: "I'm declaring myself conductor of this meeting as I have the bribe sheet."

Swearengen to Adams.: "Get a f**king haircut. Looks like your mother f**ked a monkey."

Swearengen: "I woulda let him lay in state, but I needed the room for my whores."

Tolliver (to Joanie Stubbs): "It's no picnic is it, honey, runnin' pussy?"

Farnum: "A penny for your thoughts "
Alma: "I'm glad to be leaving your company"

Wolcott: "I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness. But I am not a government official. "

E.B. Farnum to Wild Bill Hickok: "Separate rooms, I'll arrange that by tomorrow, but today I can't fix it,... unless you kill a guest."


Ya gotta love Deadwood.

Quote from an old western starring Charlton Heston. Preacher Quinn a phsycotic itinerant preacher who has just had one of his sons Romulus killed in and exchange of fire with Hestons' character, He curses them with the promise of revenge with this quote " eye for eye, tooth for tooth , wound for wound, burning for burning, revenge is mine sayeth the lord

Originally Posted by heelerau

Quote from an old western starring Charlton Heston. Preacher Quinn a phsycotic itinerant preacher who has just had one of his sons Romulus killed in and exchange of fire with Hestons' character, He curses them with the promise of revenge with this quote " eye for eye, tooth for tooth , wound for wound, burning for burning, revenge is mine sayeth the lord

Will Penny, one of my favorites, another quote from it, this one from Heston."Too soon old, too late smart."

Forgot about this thread. Here's one from "Appaloosa"

" Life has a way of making the foreseeable that which never happens... and the unforeseeable that which your life becomes. "

The Proposition 2005

Samuel Stote : What's a misanthrope, Arthur?
Two Bob : Some bugger who ****in' hates every other bugger.
Samuel Stote : Hey, I didn't ask you, you black bastard
Arthur Burns : He's right Samuel. A misanthrope is one who hates humanity.
Samuel Stote : Is that what we are, misanthropes?
Arthur Burns : Good lord no. We're a family.

"Innocent? Innocent of what?"

Unforgiven

Originally Posted by Ditch Doc

"The sound of the Gion Shoja temple bells echoes the impermanence of all things; the color of the sala flowers reveals the truth that to florish is to fall. The proud do not endure, like a passing dream on a night in spring; the mighty fall at last, to be no more than dust before the wind."

Sukiyaki Western Django

Ah, Tale of Heiki... Must be a Buddhist western

Ballad of Cable Hogue:
Reverend Joshua Sloan: "Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord."
Cable Hogue: "Well, that's fair enough with me... just as long as he don't take too long and I can watch."

Ballad of Waterhole #3
Lewton Cole when Sheriff John suggests that he could arrest him for raping his daughter Billee: "Assault with a friendly weapon?"

Blazing Saddles
Lilly: "Oh, it's twue, it's twue!"

Deadwood

Al Swearengen: Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or f****** beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

Great series, shame that it got cancelled.