Thread: Quote your favourite 'Western'

Originally Posted by riooso

"Badge", "I donn need not stinking badge" is the most memorable for me but the best to me is from the Virginian with the Duke after a guy calls him a SOB, "Smile when you say that pardner" that is just to cool.

Often misquoted, no offense Richard. This is the line from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

Gold Hat: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges."

Not exactly spaghetti westerns, but these are some memorable lines from a few films-

Last of the Mohicans: My father, Chingachgook, warned me about people like you. (...) He said: Do not try to understand them. (...) Yes, and do not try to make them understand you. That is because they are a breed apart and make no sense.

Dances with Wolves: Only a white man would make a fire for everyone to see.

Little Big Man: Yes, the "black" white man; I have heard of them. It is said that a "black" white man once became a Human Being. They are very strange creatures. Not as ugly as the white man true; but they are just as crazy!

Originally Posted by bpave777

Often misquoted, no offense Richard. This is the line from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

Gold Hat: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges."

To his defense, what he quoted looks like it could have come from Blazing Saddles, which probably took inspiration from the quote you correctly cited.

Strange?

Said strangely by the duke.

Wyatt Earp: Mac, you ever been in love?
Mac: No, I've been a bartender all me life.

Old Lodge Skins (Sioux Chief): "There is an endless supply of white men. There has always been a limited number of human beings."

Originally Posted by RayG

?When you have to shoot... shoot. Don't talk."

Tuco
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

I have to agree. Tuco did summarize my pet hate in action movies.

Dennis Quaid as Doc Holliday:
"My Mama taught me never put off til tommorow, people you can kill today!"

from tv western show gunsmoke....a nice cowboy comes to the rescue of a woman that 2 drunk guys are bothering. he pimp smacks one of the drunken guys and tells the other one...."sit down put your gun away, it will be good for your health"

Originally Posted by onimaru55

I can vaguely remember a quote goes a little like this. " Can I borrow your razor, mine's just a mite to sharp to plow with"

Anyone know the movie ??? Not sure but maybe Henry Ford 40's -50's vintage.

Of course I meant Henry Fonda