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    ...you use your coon dog's tail to whip up your lather.

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    ...you know how to shave around your grandma's mole.
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    your strop has a CSA (Confederate States of America) buckle on it.
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    ...your call your favourite razor "The Widowmaker."

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    ...you need an ice auger in the loo to do your duty.

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    ...you have a Southern Comfort bar mirror in your shave den.
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    ...you have high hopes that your grandson will win a scholarship to Barber's College.

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    ...you CAN shave with an axe.

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    You drink your after shave...no wait, that's russians BBC NEWS | Health | 'Aftershave drink' kills Russians

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baxxer View Post
    You drink your after shave...no wait, that's russians BBC NEWS | Health | 'Aftershave drink' kills Russians
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