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    ....your mullet is your strop
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    ... you've ever thought of designing a miniature reel mower to shave with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Castel33 View Post
    ....your mullet is your strop
    Hey! I resemble that remark!
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    ....if you look at the car rusting on your front lawn and think, 'I can make a razor from that'!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mapleleafalumnus View Post
    Hey! I resemble that remark!
    Oops sorry but you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Castel33 View Post
    ....your mullet is your strop
    and your wifes mullet is your brush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Castel33 View Post
    Oops sorry but you know
    Yeah, I know, but SWMBO still likes the mullet, so I gotta keep it. It sucks that it's mostly grey now.

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    Your Scythe is razor sharp!

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    ...your razor stand sits atop a Sears & Roebuck catalog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 32t View Post
    Your Scythe is razor sharp!
    Dammit! I've just been turned into a Redneck...I wonder what DEATH has to say about this?!?!


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