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  1. 07-04-2012, 07:01 AM #51
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    ...your shaving brush is made from porcupine.
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    We done tried all manner of critters round here. Old Pete tried a porcupine and got his eye taken out and Rufus tried a Possum and he swore he was dead before he done mess with it but it come alive and jumped up and bit off part of his anatomy.
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    ...your preferred aftershave is Eau de Possum.
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    ...you use a branding iron instead of a styptic pencil.
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    .........your scuttle doubles as your spittoon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RJD View Post
    .........your scuttle doubles as your spittoon.
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    Please refer to post #25. You're pretty close to plagiarism
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    Ooops, sorry. All that Southern Comfort I hads me fo'brekfast, done cloud me thik'in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RJD View Post
    Ooops, sorry. All that Southern Comfort I hads me fo'brekfast, done cloud me thik'in.
    That's OK. Just don't let it happen agin or I'll sic them-thar Revenuers on y'all!
    Peace out, Bro!
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    ....your boot spurs double as your straight razor
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    ........if your drawers double as your hot towels.
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