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    We are who we choose to be.

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    Look sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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    " Do your duty and the rest will take care of itself."

    Andrew Carnegie
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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    "Losers see duty imposed, and seek to become free of such burden. Winners see duty allowed, and rejoice in the opportunity."
    --IMHO
    “You must unlearn what you have learned.”
    – Yoda

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    "Woman survives because man is romantic..looking for care; woman is a pragmatist, looking to survive."

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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    Its the weekend so act like it.
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    If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rolodave View Post
    Its the weekend so act like it.
    Auh yes, the glorious weekend for a dad...
    1. Coffee, cook breakfast, clean kitchen, clean family room, fix car, dodge flying toys, calm wife's insanity, step in cat poop while raking leaves, make lunch, clean kitchen, dodge flying toys.
    Drink more coffee.
    Just a man, Just a man.
    “You must unlearn what you have learned.”
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    The only thing that can top that Mike, is running late for work, going upstairs to get the kid up for the babysitter's and find out she's been poop painting herself, the walls, the crib, ect.

    So prepare yourself, if it hasn't happened, yet.
    Mike

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    Went in one time and she looked like a Indian with war paint on! Had a decapitated dolly in hand and was screaming with glee.
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    “You must unlearn what you have learned.”
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    The purpose of life is to believe, to hope, and to strive.

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    Look sharp and smell nice for the ladies.~~~Benz
    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring ― Marilyn Monroe

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