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07-31-2015, 09:08 PM #1Senior Member
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How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
Paint its toenails red."Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong."-Thomas Jefferson (Notes on Virginia, 1782)
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07-31-2015, 09:11 PM #2Senior Member
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what did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
two cannibals in a forest are eating a clown, the one says to the other,"does this taste funny to you?"
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What is the name of a man with no arms or legs that is laying in front of a door?
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what is the same man is floating in a pool?
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07-31-2015, 11:38 PM #4barba crescit caput nescit
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What is the name of two guys with no arms and legs standing each side of a window?
Originally Posted by Ernie1980
- Kurt and Rod
What is the name of a man with no arms or legs that is lying beside a hole in the ground?
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What is the name of a man with no arms or legs that lying inside a hole in the ground?
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What is the name of a man with no arms or legs stuck to the wall?
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08-01-2015, 07:01 PM #5Senior Member
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What's 2 banded & smells like Miss Piggy?
Kermit's shave brush,,,,,
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08-01-2015, 07:09 PM #6Razor Vulture
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I hereby refuse to participate in this thread. Originally Posted by Hirlau
What's 2 banded & smells like Miss Piggy?
Kermit's shave brush,,,,,
It's a silly place!
"Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
I rest my case.
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08-01-2015, 07:26 PM #7Member
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come to you.
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08-08-2015, 09:03 AM #8
How do you get 4 elephants into a little red mini?
2 in the back and 2 in the frontBread and water can so easily become tea and toast
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08-08-2015, 11:05 PM #9
How do you know when 2 elephants have been in your fridge?
2 sets of footprints in the butterHirlau likes this.Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast
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What did the duck tell the cashier when she got a new tube of lipstick?
Put it on my bill
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