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  1. 11-27-2016, 03:39 AM #3151
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    Q: What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?



    A: A Synonym Roll
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    Purchased a book the other day entitled "How to be happy without money"... Cost $135...
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    Have you ever noticed that ice cream has no bones?
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    Don't know where I saw it...
    "If Murphy was right...does that make him wrong??"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Don't know where I saw it...
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    Two monkeys in a bath, first monkeys says "ooh ooh ooh eee eee eee aah aah aah"
    Second monkey says "just put more cold in"...
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    Name: quip.jpg Views: 86 Size: 37.6 KB
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Why did the man love his barbecue? – Because it was the grill of his dreams.
    Hey Dieseld I Read This And Thought Of You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ty
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