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    I like cats, but I can only eat one… they are filling.

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    Glad you said cats!
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    Computers can never replace human stupidity.

    ~Richard

    Richard, you obviously haven’t tried Win 8!

    Somebody at Microsoft needs a kick in the crotch.
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    Computers can never replace human stupidity.
    ~Richard
    Quote Originally Posted by Euclid440 View Post
    Richard, you obviously haven’t tried Win 8!
    Somebody at Microsoft needs a kick in the crotch.
    "Computer: A device designed to speed up and automate errors." See they did fine!!
    ~Richard
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
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    Need an ark? I Noah guy!
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    My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.



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    I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.

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    Generally, I have a very positive outlook at my workplace;

    I'm positive that I'm negative about it in general!
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    My sense of humor has failed me for the last time. That's it. I quip.
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    I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us,

    I will stop telling the truth about them.

    ~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
    - Oscar Wilde

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