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04-13-2015, 04:19 AM #1671Contains ingredients
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Look autocorrect, I'm getting a little tired of your shirt!
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04-16-2015, 01:12 AM #1672Contains ingredients
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Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain and that's where the really crappy ideas come from.
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04-16-2015, 04:50 PM #1673Contains ingredients
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The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
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04-16-2015, 07:31 PM #1674
Truth is advertising 1950's:
~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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04-16-2015, 07:57 PM #1675'with that said'
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Truth is advertising 1950's:
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Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
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04-17-2015, 05:37 PM #1676Contains ingredients
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Accordion to a recent study, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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04-17-2015, 09:13 PM #1677Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison
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04-17-2015, 09:57 PM #1678
A feminist once noted men smell funny. Especially when they are on fire.
If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.
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04-17-2015, 10:29 PM #1679barba crescit caput nescit
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Yesterday evening, I had to change a lightbulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road and walked into a bar.
I realised my life was a big joke.
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04-18-2015, 01:11 AM #1680
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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